Jokes
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
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| Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya, |
| Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao. |
| James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond. |
| Telgu guy asks the name of Bond. |
| Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007! |
| And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name. |
| Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad! |
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi |
| Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! |
| Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! |
| Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. |
| servant |
| Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… |
| sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiaji ko pakar liya hai. |
